Funny things I say...

“Mom, what’s a girl’s Penis called?”

“Girls' don't a penis, they have a vagina”
“Wow, you know Spanish?  I know some Spanish too… Uno, Dos, Tres…

While on vacation in Moline Illinois, we were heading to the John Deere HQ.

I was telling Grandma & Papa all the cool stuff that was going to be there.
Grandma said “Wow, they have the whole Enchilada there!”
I said “No Grandma,  they don’t have any food there.”

 

In August, I had a sleep over at Grandma& Grandpa’s house before I started school.  Jackson was there too – we became best buds.
While out for a drive one day we stopped for some gas.  Grandma & Grandpa took turns going in to use the backroom & staying outside with Jackson & me.
I asked Grandma why Jackson couldn’t go in the store.
Grandma said it was because animals are not allowed it stores
Not dogs?  I asked
Not cats either?
“But Grandma, what if there is a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder?”

 

One Saturday morning Mom & I were making Zucchini bread.
She measuring the ingredients & I was dumping them in the bowl & stirring them in.
She said “Anders, you are doing such a good job holding the bowl & stirring carefully so we don’t make a mess.”
I said “Yah, I’m a good stirrer, you should hire me to do all your stirring.”

 

In the mornings Mom usually leaves for work & Dad & I have a little “Boys Time” before he takes me to school. One morning Mom & I had done our goodbye hugs & kisses & mom was just heading out the door.  I yelled for her to stop & ran down the stairs to the landing & said “Mom, here’s one more kiss to last you the whole day.”

 

On Friday night after a full week of school, I‘m sometimes a little tired.  And other times I get a second wind!  Last Friday night I was just not tired.  I told mom & Dad “I’m not tired.  I only sleep once a week.  I don’t need to go to bed yet – I’m a vampire, see my sharp teeth.”

 

On the way home from school tonight, I asked, “Mom, did you know Best Buy fixes things?”

“Yah, what kinds of things do they fix?”
“Computers, TV’s, ipads, phones… anything with a screen.”
“But not the screen like on our patio door, but smooth screens”.

Funny Things I say... Spring 2013

Anders, “Mom, what type of dipping sauce comes from a hippopotamus?”
Mom, “Dipping sauce from a hippopotamus???” (think think think – what is the best way to answer this?)
Anders, “Yah, dipping sauce from a hippopotamus!”
Mom, “Do you mean Hummus?” (Hoping that was the right answer)
Anders, “Yes, Hummus comes from Hippopotamuses!”

One night after bath I was playing with a comb & my hair…I was making it stick up in front, making a mohawk, and other funny styles.

I jumped up on Daddy’s lap & tried to make a mohawk in his hair. Just as I was raising the comb up by his forehead, I realized something & said with surprise (not realizing until that very moment of Dad’s hair line is a little receding), “Dad, you don’t have any hair up there! You shouldn’t get your hair cut so much & then you can make a Mohawk too!”

One day while shopping with Mom at Loft, I found a treasure for her. I picked up a neon yellow sequined little purse & said “Mom, this is adorable, you have to buy it!”

Mom replied, “You’re right Anders, this is adorable & it is on clearance. I will buy it!”

Over Memorial Day weekend, Dad was crazy busy cooking in the kitchen. He was making Ribs in one slow cooker, chicken in another slow cooker & was getting out the third slow cooker. When I saw this, I asked…
“Dad, Are we going to Aunt Jan’s?”
He said “No, it’s a holiday & we’re just doing a bunch of cooking for ourselves & for Grandpa.”
"How can it be a holiday if we're not going to Aunt Jan’s???” I Asked.

On a recent road trip to Tomah we were listening to the radio. Mom wasn’t singing very good. She wanted me to sign with her, but instead, I tried to coach her…
"Mom, you need to sing for another whole week - you need to work on learning the words.”
“Really – another whole week of practice & then we can sing together?” She asked.
“Yah, Once you get up to my level, we can sing together!”

We go new Neighbors! They have a few kids & I love playing with them! Last Saturday they brought us over homemade egg rolls. They were delicious! The best I’ve ever had & the dipping sauce was good too. It’s been a busy week & we have not seen them much. Last night when we got home, I saw that the new neighbors were home too. I asked dad if we could go over & order more eggrolls.

REMEMBER TONIGHT IS MY COUSINS NICK'S BENEFIT AT JIMMY'S - PLEASE STOP BY!

Car ride conversations with Mom on Feb. 6th

Anders: “I want a stay home day."

Mom: “Well Saturday & Sunday are out stay home days… but actually we won’t bet staying home – we have plans this weekend.”

Mom: “On Saturday we are going to a jewelry sale, then to Mc Donald’s for lunch, then to tumbling, them to Kari & Brad’s for ice fishing.”

Anders: with tears in his eyes “I don’t want to go ice fishing – I don’t want to fall in the water.”

Mom: “oh Anders – the ice is nice & thick, You don’t have to worry about falling in. Uncle Brad went ice fishing last weekend & it’s OK.”

Anders: “I just want to go to their house to play & take Callie for a walk – she’s still a Lab right? & go on a tractor ride & have lunch. But I don’t want to go ice fishing.”

MOM: “OK – we can just go over & visit & have fun – yes, Callie is still a lab, she was a lab puppy & now she is a lab adult dog”.

Anders: “I want to stay there for a few days.”

Mom: “Well, you can stay therefor a few days & sleep over this summer.”

Anders: “I want to stay there for (whispering & counting his fingers in the back seat) 10 days!”

Mom: “10 days – that’s a lot! I’ll miss you too much!”

Anders: “What does “miss you” mean?”

Mom: “Miss you mean that I cannot hug & kiss you & talk to you all the time – like when Mom & Dad were in Mexico.”

Anders: “Where do they live?”

Mom: “Amery”

Anders: “Yah – I want to go to Avery to go ice fishing.”

Mom: “It’s Amery & now you want to go ice fishing?”

Anders: “Yah – for a little bit” (pause) “and I want to stay there too.”

Mom: “Well, you can’t say there until this summer. You know, Auntie Kari is a teacher & she doesn’t work in the summer– so you can stay there & play when she’s not in school teaching.”

Anders: “But I want to stay there now & you can run errands by yourself.”

MOM: “But Anders, Auntie Kari & Uncle Brad work just like Mommy & Daddy – so there will be no one there to take care of you until this summer when Auntie Kari has a few days off.”

Anders:’ “But Uncle Brad doesn’t work very hard anymore.”
Thankfully Uncle Brad has still agreed to take me ice fishing tomorrow. 
I hope to catch 2 fish.

Up to my old tricks... Funny Things I Say.

I love to have my nails painted!

One night before bed I said “Mom, If I get thirsty in the night, I’ll come get you to get me a drink of water ‘cuz you’re the parent right?”




After a long weekend at Grandma & Grandpa’s, Mom asked me what my favorite part was.
I told her, “When you leave & Grandpa takes me up in the hay loft.”



While working on my Toy Story Valentine’s, I asked Mom if we could watch Toy Story. The movie was playing and Buzz exclaimed his famous line “To infinity and Beyond!”
I repeated his famous line “To infinity and the blonde!”



Recently I had to go to the Doctor, while we were at Target waiting for our prescription I asked Mom if I could have a toy.
“Yes, you were very good at the Doctor you can have a small toy.”
“I want a Big toy” I said
“No, you can have a small to, I didn’t bring enough money for a big toy” Mom replied
“Mom, it is about me.” I said



One day after a BIG #2, I called Mom & Dad into the bath room.
“It looks like a babana!” (banana)



On Sunday Afternoon, Mom was trying to sneak a smooch from me.
I told her “ I don’t like kisses on the weekend!”


One morning earlier this week, I was sitting naked on the love seat eating dry cereal & watching my favorite fire fighter show when I said, “ Dad, my neck is cold”.




Saturday morning I woke mom up with the following request, “Mom, lets paint my bedroom today”.

Monday night (before the big snow storm) we went to the Library to get new books.  Just as we were rounding the corner by our house, 2 deer jumped out in front of the Mini Van.  Mom hit the brakes & we missed them.
"Those deer are running away from Santa". I said
Mom asked if I was scared, I said "No".
"Were you scared Mom?" I asked
"A little". She said
"Yah, I was scared a little too." I replied

As you know I really enjoy watching Emergency – it is one of my favorite shows. One day  recently, I made the observation that “I know 2 doctors… Dr. Cantor & Dr. Brackett”.

My Doctor - DR. Cantor





TV Doctor - Dr. Brackett



Today’s Funny Stuff I say revolves around MEAT.

One night this past summer while in Tomah, Grandma was giving me a bath & splashing water in the tub saying “Tsunami! Tsunami!”
I splashed back and replied back “Salami! Salami!”


One morning while Dad was making scrambled eggs I was helping add the ham. I then told Dad “I need to add the bacon”.
Dad Said, “Buddy we have ham already in the eggs”.
I said back “I need bacon too”.


On night while mom & I were playing in the craft room Dad came down stairs & got a big chub of beef sausage out of the freezer. When I saw what he has gotten, I said “I love that stuff!”


Recently Grandpa N. came over for lunch. We were having steak. Grandpa took a pretty big piece of steak for his plate & I said “Grandpa, don’t take so much, put some back.”

Love AWN

The Hits Keep Coming...

I was asking Mom & Dad for something in a not very nice way (basically demanding it & throwing a tantrum)
Mom said “ Anders you need to calm down, use your words & say PLEASE”.
I replied “I can’t say that word, it’s too hard to say please”.

Recently Mom & I went shopping at Tuesday Morning with Auntie Anna & picked up a few fun new toys. One of my favorites was a chain saw.
When Dad got home, I was super excited to show him my new toy. I tracked him down in the bathroom doing some “paper work”
And said ”Dad, You got one of these”?
Dad said he didn’t. I told him “He could use mine whenever he wanted – OK DAD?”

We have been looking back at old photos from when I was little.
There is one photo in particular that caught my eye… I was being held by one of Dad’s Paramedic friends – Sammy.
A few days later while Mom & I were running errands I asked her about the paramedic with white hair & moustache holding me.
“Why was he holding me?” I asked
Mom replied “Well, he probably wanted a few cuddles from a cute little boy”
“and I’m the bomb diggity right?” I asked
Mom almost ran off the road laughing so hard.

Many of you know we recently lost Auntie Lynn – it has been a very sad time for us & we miss her.
Mom & Dad try to explain the God thing, but I really don’t get it.
On the way to the church I asked “Will God be there?”
Mom Said “No, God is in Heaven, but his spirit is there.”
I asked “He forgot it there?”

Also on the way to the church Mom said “There will be some cousins there to play with… Carson, Olivia, Cody & Brian…”
“And Uncle Todd? Can I play with him?” I asked
“He is funny, he is so funny, he dumps me over like a dump truck.” I exclaimed

On another day just before Thanksgiving while Mom & were headed to the Mall we were discussing our upcoming week.
“Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday you will go to school.”
“On Thursday we will go to Auntie Jan’s House.”
“Friday & Saturday we will be at Grandma & Grandpa’s House.” She said
“That’s my Best Place!” I replied back to her.

While waiting for my play date with Carson I asked, "Mom, What is Carsons' Mom's name?"
"Annie"
"Why?" I asked.
"Because that is the name her Mom & Dad Gave her. Just Like Daddy & I picked out your name."
"I picked out my own name." I said
"You did??? Where did you get it from?" Mom asked
"Chicago!" I told her.

On Black Friday, Dad & I got up early & we let Mom sleep in a bit.
It must have been a rough morning on Dad, because once Mom woke up, Dad plopped down on the couch with a sigh.
"Don't worry Dad, I'm Leaving for Tomah soon." I said.

More funny things I say - The Fall edition

“Dad I want to cuddle with you, you are soft.”

One night after school I took off my shoes & noticed I had a big hole in my sock.
“Mom, you have to sew this hole up.”
A few minutes later I said, “Actually, I just want a new pair of black socks.”

One night while cuddling with Mom I asked a bunch of questions.
“Mom, Why while do I need to sit out?”
“Sometimes you need to sit out to regroup after having a bad moment & calm down,” she said.
“But I don’t know how to calm down,” I said.
“Well, next time you sit out & need to calm down, you can count to 10 & take a breath between each number… one (breath) two (breath)…
“But teacher tells me not to talk when I sit out,” I said.
“Well, how about if you whisper when you count?”

The other night while in the tub I tooted.
Mom said” what was that?”
I said,” It was a burp, from my butt!”

“Mom, I want a necklace. I want a Batman, Spiderman, Buzz Lightyear, a dog & a dinosaur necklace. YAH - I want all the necklaces.”

One Sunday morning while Dad was making his famous eggs, he was adding bacon to the mix.
Mom, “You like bacon?” “Yes, I like bacon.”
Dad,”You like bacon?” “Yes, I like bacon.”
“I like bacon too. Guys, we all like bacon!”

On Halloween night I was more excited about staying home & handing out candy then going out & getting candy from the neighbors.

It was about 8:15pm and I asked “Are more kids coming Trick or Treating?”
Dad said, “Maybe a few more people are coming, but it’s getting kind of late Bud.”
“Well, Can we call people to come over Trick or Treating? Can we call Carson to come Trick or Treating?” I asked.
“Hon, it doesn’t quite work like that.” Dad said.
“Oh” I said.

Funny Stuff I Said in August & September

In August we went up to Auntie Jan & Uncle Mike’s cabin for a few days. On the ride home, about 7 minutes away from our house, (keep in mind this is a 4 hour car ride) Dad asked “Peepers, why didn’t you want to give Auntie Jan a goodbye Kiss?”
“I don’t know” I said... “Let’s go back!”


One night while cuddling with Mom I asked her what her favorite color was, she said YELLOW. She then asked me what my Favorite color was, I said GREEN & ORANGE.

Another night while cuddling with Mom I said “Mom, I want to cuddle with you all day."


One night after getting the mail I asked, “Mom, Where is my newspaper?”
She said “ I think it is on your desk.”
I said, “ ya think?”


This summer I was full of Bug Bites… And I like to pick, so Mom & Dad (and teachers) kept me covered in band aids. The only issue was that once I had them on, I did not want to take them off.
I had one on my cheek for a few too many days & Dad Said “Anders, we need to take that band aid off & check out to see if your owie is healing.”
I said “NO!”
He said “how about we leave it on for 1 more day?”
I said “How about 8 days?” Holding up 8 fingers. I’m a good negotiator.


One night while it the tub I yelled to mom that I had to go poop.
She said… “Hold on, let’s finish our bath.”
After about a minute I said “Mom, I have to go poop… it’s coming. Want to see?”


One Sunday Afternoon, while sitting at my desk I said “Mom, I’m going to check my bwog” (blog). I open up my play computer & start typing away.
I then said “Mom, I’m going to check my e-mail.”
She asked “Who sent you an e-mail?”
I answered “Auntie Kari”
Mom asked, “What is the e-mail about?”
I said “hamburgers.”


One other night at bath time I wanted to use my Sponge Bob Square Pants wash cloth… I told mom it was “my Favorite”
I asked if I could watch Sponge Bob on TV… but Mom said “No, we don’t have any Sponge Bob to watch”
I then asked her to get me some on Craig’s List!


I think it is super funny to listen to what Mom& Dad are saying when I’m not supposed to be listening… but when I’m supposed to be listening like "Anders, put your shoes on” for the 5th time… that I just don’t seem to hear :)

That spells my name

“That Spells my name.” This is a photo form one night we were at the Library. They have this cool magnet board with foam letters that I can try to spell my name.


One night on the way home from Target Mom asked me “ Anders, do you love me?” I said “no”
Then Dad asked me “ Anders, do you love me?” I still said “no”
Then I said “ I love ME so much”


For Easter we drove to Wisconsin to my cousin Tammy’s House. It was a long drive (3 hours).
I kept asking Mom, “Where is Timmy’s House?” and then telling her “I see it!”
She kept telling me “ Anders we are going to TAmmy’s house, Not TImmy”s house.”
I said “Oh”… a few minutes later I asked again “Where is Timmy’s House?”
Then I asked “ Where is Jan’s house?” (Next to Timmy’s house, obviously!)


The roads to Tammy’s house were kind of windy & curve. I thanked Mom for driving so nicely.


At one point we were behind a slow car pulling a wagon & Mom couldn’t pass.
Finally the car turned off & Mom sped up.
I asked her “Mom, what’s the speed limit?”


On the way home from school one night, Mom & I were discussing menu options for dinner.
I said I did not want to eat. She said “You have to eat.”
I said “no”
She said “yes”
I said “no”
She said “yes”
I said “no”
She said “yes”
Finally she said “Anders, you have to eat to have energy to play…”
I said “ I don’t believe you, I really don’t think so…”
The conversation ended because mom started laughing at what I said.


Reid & Laney called me on Saturday 4/30 to wish me a “Happy Birthday”
I told Reid “I miss you so much every day.
Then I asked Mom if I could “TEXT Reid”


Recently Daddy & I grilled steaks.
After Dinner I told him “I like steaks.”
“I love steak sauce.”

Multi Tasking & Talking

A conversation we had while in the car: Grandma said “When we get home, we're going for a walk, but first we need to find you a lighter jacket because the one you have on is too warm.” I said “I have another jacket downstairs.” Grandma said, “Do you know which one it is?” I said “Yah, It's downstairs.” Grandma said, “Do you know where it is downstairs?” I said, “Yes, it's downstairs.” Grandma said, “I know, but "can you show me" where it is?” I said, “No, because I'm in the car !”

While driving along 35W near down town I asked Mom, “Where is the cone?” She thought for a minute then asked me “Do you mean the Dome?” “Yah, where is the dome?” She said it was broken.

One night at dinner after Daddy made a delicious heat & eat dinner on a busy day I told him “Daddy, you are a good cooker!”

As we drive around, I like to point out things I see. I’m learning what Campers & Limousines are. One day while out & about, I spotted a camper. Mom said, “You are right!” Later that same day Mom spotted a camper. I told her “You are right Mommy – Good Eye Good Eye!”

One night we were out for a walk & I saw a man at the gas station by our house. He had a very long beard. I told Mom, “He has hair on his chin”.

My Art Easel

My Art Easel... I just put this together, How clever am I ?

Here are a few more funny quotes from me.

I have a little “owie” on my leg & I like to have a band-aid on it. I keep asking Mom for an “Air plane band- air” & she told me “ Anders, we have only have plain band-aids”. I said Yah, “Air Plane band-aids.”

This weekend we were at the mall doing some shopping. We were in JC Penney’s & were looking for an elevator. I was directing mom & told her “it should be right over here”.

Before we got to the mall we were making our “To Do list” (what ever that is). We had to also go to the Library. I told Mom, “I want to go to the Mall INSTEAD of the Library.” She was surprised by my use of the word instead & wonders where I’m learning all these words.

Did you know my Daddy is a Paramedic? He is… “His job is to take sick people to the Hospital. So if your toe hurts, or your back hurts, or your tummy hurts, he will take you to the hospital to feel better. It is his Job”. “My Job is to kick & play & hit”.

Mom’s been doing some spring cleaning & decorating. One day after nap, while still a bog groggy, I noticed she had new pillows. I comments on how “pretty the new pillows” were.

Last week I went to the Doctor to get my ears checked. I DID NOT want to go to the doctor, but Mom convinced me to go by letting me watch my John Deere Tractor video in the van while we drove to the clinic. Once we got there, I was very apprehensive about seeing the doctor. I did not want her to wear a mask or gloves or look in my throat or ears. When she came into our room, I was glad to see that she was not wearing a mask or gloves. She asked us a few questions & then said she needed to look in my throat & ears. I nestled into Mommy’s chest, but then she showed me her tiny flashlight that she was going to use. I said “I like Flashlights!” and I let her look my throat & ears like a big boy with no fuss.

As a family we play a little game… it’s called “Who’s Cuter?” I always win. I say “ Daddy is Jorgen, Mommy is Karla & Anders is Cuter!”

SShhh...

One night Mom was toweling me off after bath, I buried my head into her shoulder & tried to take a nibble, but just bit her sweater. She pulled me away and asked "Did you just bite me?" "NO" I said. She asked me if I was lying... I replied with a ROAR "I'm a lion!"

One day while playing in the family room in the basement Mom & I were ruffle housing. She starting to nibble my ear I said "No Mommy, Don't eat me!"
She asked "Can I eat your toe?" "NO"
Can I eat your Tummy?" "NO"
"Can I eat your Biscuits?" "NO"
"Well, what can I eat she asked?" "You can eat a sandwich!" I said.

Recently, Mom was going to get a hair cut & Auntie Dawn was coming over to watch me for a bit. I asked mom if she was going to go to Brenda's for a hair cut (I go to Brenda too for my hair cuts). She said no, she was going to go to another lady & next time we would go together to get our hair cut by Brenda. I said "Next time we are in Tomah, we will get our hair cut." We then called Grandma, to tell her what I had just said... cuz Mom was so surprised that I remembered Brenda lived in Tomah. Grandma (who also lives in Tomah) asked where she lived? I said " Next to Billy's Barn" Which is technically accurate.


Tonight was a night full of comedy... On the way home from school, we saw a tow truck pulling a school bus.

I asked "Mom, where is the bus going?"
She said, "Probably to the garage to be fixed."
"Fixed??? It's broken???"
Yes, the motor is probably broken & need to be fixed."
"Oh, Artie will fix it!"
"Maybe Artie can fix it, but it might have to go to another garage to be fixed"
"Another garage? Why?"
"Because"
"why?"
"Because Artie Might not be able to fix a school bus, it's pretty big."
"why?"
"I don't know why."
"why?"
"I don't know why."
"why???"...


Tonight after going potty in the big toilet I was washing my hands in the bathroom sink & said to Mom "If I break this sink, then Uncle Todd will have to fix it."

ART & funny things I say

This week Dad’s truck was getting some work done, so we were down to a 1 vehicle family. So we were taking Mom to the park & ride and were driving by a new church.
I asked Dad, “What’s that?” Dad said “Our church, or maybe a church we should look at going to.”
Mom asked ”Do you know what religion it is?” Dad said ”I think they do their own thing, kind of like Joel Osteen”
I said “That’s Dangerous!”

One night on the way home from School one night we were driving by the fire station and I said “I like fighting.”
Mom said “ Honey fighting is not nice” I asked “Fire fighters are not nice?”
She said “Fire Fighters are nice, but fighting your friends is not nice”
I replied ”OH, Fire fighters fight fire right over there - 102 degrees.”

On a recent occasion, I have said “Hard Hat Harry & Auntie Kari are ridiculous”

In the car one day, I just said “Chloe & Grandma Betty are in Heaven” Mom Said ”Yes, they are in Heaven with God.”
I asked “With Todd???” She said, “No honey, with G O D (spelling it out).
I said “Oh, G O D!”

While eating Chips & Guacamole I had some guacamole fall off the chip, I said “ Oh no! Guacamole fall down!”

This was from a few weeks ago….
I’m very excited for my Birthday to come. I know it is April & I’m excited for more presents.
Mom & dad say my Birthday is coming when all the snow melts & we see grass.
So I look out the window & say “ It’s melting Mom, It’s melting” Even when it is currently snowing.

After school while riding home with Dad I asked him "Dad, are you texting?" He said "No, who do you know that Texts?" I said "Mom Texts."

While in the bath one night I said ”I need some water for my daughter”.

I’m so silly!

Potty Camp update

Hi All,

Potty camp has been going really well this week. I have had many successes on the potty. The teachers say I bring a lot of energy to the class (what ever that means...) . I've had successes at home too, but still sometimes forget to tell Mommy & Daddy when I have to go.

I have a Elmo Doll to practice with. First Elmo drinks water.

Then he sits on the toilet.
Oh silly me, I forgot to take his underwear off.

We sit and wait...
< And soon we hear a little tinkle. That means he went on the potty like a big boy!

Mom & I have been spending a lot of time together in the car going back & forth to down town school to potty camp. We’ve been singing & talking. Here are some excerpts from our conversations…

On the way to school I had to remind mom to use “2 hands on the wheel… because it’s dangerous.”

On a cold night on the way home, I had my John Deere blanket over my leg so I wouldn’t get cold. Over the course of the ride home the blanket fell on the floor by the door. I asked for mom to reach it for me, but she said she was driving & could not reach it. I asked her to get it again, but she said she could not reach it. I said “Mommy, you reach it, it’s your job!” She said she couldn’t because she was driving & didn’t want to get into an accident. I said “Yah, if we tip over, we have to walk home.”

Another night, on our way home from school, Mom asked if I wasted to go to Mc Donald’s for dinner. I said “Yah, I want to go to old Mac Donald’s house - I want nuggets.” I had a ton of fun at Mac Donald’s… there were a bunch of kids & I went down the slide many times with them. After we were done playing & on our way home I told mom I wanted a “frappe”. The one she had looked so delicious with the whip topping. She said, “Maybe next time, we have to hurry home, Mommy has to go potty.” I asked her “Did you go poopie in you pants?” She said “no, I’m trying to hold it until we get home, so I can go in the toilet.” I then told her “you can have 2 M&M’s if you go potty in the toilet”. Something from potty camp sunk in.

Driving in down town Minneapolis is so frustrating... no wonder mom takes the bus. You can’t go very far very fast. I told mom, “I don’t like red lights.” After thinking some more I said, “I don’t like red lights and thunder!”

Hope you all have a good night~ Love Anders