Funny things I say...

“Mom, what’s a girl’s Penis called?”

“Girls' don't a penis, they have a vagina”
“Wow, you know Spanish?  I know some Spanish too… Uno, Dos, Tres…

While on vacation in Moline Illinois, we were heading to the John Deere HQ.

I was telling Grandma & Papa all the cool stuff that was going to be there.
Grandma said “Wow, they have the whole Enchilada there!”
I said “No Grandma,  they don’t have any food there.”

 

In August, I had a sleep over at Grandma& Grandpa’s house before I started school.  Jackson was there too – we became best buds.
While out for a drive one day we stopped for some gas.  Grandma & Grandpa took turns going in to use the backroom & staying outside with Jackson & me.
I asked Grandma why Jackson couldn’t go in the store.
Grandma said it was because animals are not allowed it stores
Not dogs?  I asked
Not cats either?
“But Grandma, what if there is a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder?”

 

One Saturday morning Mom & I were making Zucchini bread.
She measuring the ingredients & I was dumping them in the bowl & stirring them in.
She said “Anders, you are doing such a good job holding the bowl & stirring carefully so we don’t make a mess.”
I said “Yah, I’m a good stirrer, you should hire me to do all your stirring.”

 

In the mornings Mom usually leaves for work & Dad & I have a little “Boys Time” before he takes me to school. One morning Mom & I had done our goodbye hugs & kisses & mom was just heading out the door.  I yelled for her to stop & ran down the stairs to the landing & said “Mom, here’s one more kiss to last you the whole day.”

 

On Friday night after a full week of school, I‘m sometimes a little tired.  And other times I get a second wind!  Last Friday night I was just not tired.  I told mom & Dad “I’m not tired.  I only sleep once a week.  I don’t need to go to bed yet – I’m a vampire, see my sharp teeth.”

 

On the way home from school tonight, I asked, “Mom, did you know Best Buy fixes things?”

“Yah, what kinds of things do they fix?”
“Computers, TV’s, ipads, phones… anything with a screen.”
“But not the screen like on our patio door, but smooth screens”.